mormon

mormon
1. (mormon) (3614↑, 1473↓)
97% of the people in Utah. .003% of the people anywhere else. These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.

"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"

2. (mormon) (2224↑, 1027↓)
1. 99% live in Utah. 2. Napoleon Dynamite is their hero. 3. believe green jello is a sacred food. 4. have 28045345.5 kids. 5. use slang curse words: oh my ____ (heck, gosh, fetch...) 6. pretty much have the hottest girls around...

Oh my gosh are the Smiths mormons?\! We better have a party so they can bring some frickin' sweet green jello\!...

Author: mormonguitardude http://mormon.urbanup.com/1537411
3. (Mormon) (1715↑, 695↓)
The slang term used to refer to members of the [LDS] religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.

Author: Zacrey Monte Hansen http://mormon.urbanup.com/1130214
4. (mormon) (2237↑, 1437↓)
People who believe in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints; also (less accurately) known as the Mormon religion. Being Christian, (for they believe in and accept Christ as their Savior, and also strive to live a Christ-centered and Christ-like life), they also believe that Jesus Christ is what the Bible says He is: the son of God the Father. They do not believe in the Trinity, but rather the Godhead: that God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are physically seperate but one in purpose. Many Mormons live in Utah, but the religion is practiced throughout the world. They believe in the Bible and also the Book of Mormon. They believe that the church of Jesus Christ (the same church/religion that Christ established when He came to this world) was restored to its fullness by Joseph Smith through the power of God for the preparation of the Second Coming of Christ.

Mormons are people too, yo.

5. (mormon) (1761↑, 1117↓)
Apparently a very misunderstood religion. Lets get the easy stuff out of the way first: "Mormon" becasuse they have ANOTHER TESTAMENT of JC titled "The Book of Mormon"; they only people practicing polygamy are "fundementalist Mormons" who are not associated with the Mormon Religion at all (Mormons are not polygamists); Actual name of the Church is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints, LDS for short; and last of all not all of them wear name tags or ride bikes. Now Joseph Smith (founder) is believed to be a prophet, like moses or ezikiel. He is not worshiped only respected. They still have a prophet to day, who serves until he dies and then the next in line is chosen. He is believed to have been guided by a prophet from the past to a set of golden plates hidden in the woods of new york 100s of years ago. He excavated them, translated them and found them to COMPLIMENT the Bible not contridict it. And through many periods of Divine instruction formed what him and his followers belived to be the closest religion to what JC had when he was in Israel. The BoM does not contridict the bible except to those who interpret it to do so. Church. They only go for Three hours each sunday, where they recieve instruction from each other not one assigned preacher. As well as partake of the sacrament, very similar to many other christian religions. During the week each age group has and Activity. (i.e. youth, adults, children) designed to enhance brotherhood and faith. Thats it. Missions. A mission is a religous assignment from the chuch to spread their beliefs. Like many religions do conicidently. All are volutary. The missionary (can be man, women, elderly couple) chooses to go, pays for the whole she-bang and serves his/her time "tracting". They knock on your door and ask you if you want to hear about their church. 99% of all doors knocked on are by referal. (Actually is church policy now I think). So instead of taking it out on these youngmen and women take it out on your friends that probably gave them your name and address. A mission does not have to be served to go to heaven. Heaven. They believe in three main divisions of heaven: telestial, terestial, and celestial. The equivelant of hell is "outer darkness" the only people who go there are those who know about god and jc and completely reject them as false. ALL others, really all of them (murders, war lords, hate mongers) have a place in one of the levels of heaven. All are paradisical in nature (except outer darkness which is exactly what it sounds like). In the lowest level you will find you hitlers, mureders and such. The second "good" people thats most of us. And last of all the top Celestial, where god himself resides. Those former mortals that live here are god like in all aspects. Advancement is possible, but you can only go up not down. Big families. Can't really explain this one, they just like to fuck i guess. After marriage ofcourse. Fact more mormons live in california than in utah. Another fact some world headquarter buildings are in las vegas. Although a high percentage of the population in Utah is mormon it is increasingly smaller every year. Temples. They are not churches for regular worship. A certain degree of worhtiness must be established before entering. ( a simple interview with a leader about their lifestyle all taken on their word) The reason being is it is a model of heaven as they believe it. Also mormon sealings, not weddings, ocur here. Meaning the family is sealed together for all time and eternity so as to guaruntee there being together in heaven. And yes by proxy dead people can be sealed to living families. Oh and you have to be atleast 18 to enter unless you are a child being sealed to a parnet or a youth (12-17) that are performing proxt baptisms for the dead. Baptism. Pretty much your run of the mill submersion into water. John the Baptist type of deal. Usually done at eight which is the age determined for a child to make his/her own informed decision ( as biased as it may be). Over all beliefs\> Treat others how you want to be treated, the heaven thing, THE BIBLE ( yes the no shit king james version bible), and any other testiment of JC (including but not limited to the BoM), Families are forever, all basic christian belief. And yes they are christian. Sorry to burst all of those ignorant bubbles out there but Mormons are no more a cult that the baptists, presbytirian, methodist, Catholics, etc etc. just a normal christian faith with a less than normal beginning. Don't get me wrong there are a few really pushy mormon assholes out there but there are a lot of pushy assholes from every religious sect out there.

An example would be that mormon kid at your school who you would never know he was mormon unless you asked him because he has none of the trademarks (666, horns, tail, baggy eyes from attending late night cult gatherings). Just a normal kid, perhaps even a friend, doing his best to get to heaven, like so many of you poor opiated souls out there.

6. (Mormon) (674↑, 384↓)
People who won't stop coming to my doorstep to tell me the good news.

-Knock knock- *I walk to the door... open it, and I am greeted by Mormons.* MORMON \# 1 Hello, I'm Malachi and this is my friend Bob. We're here to tell you the good news\! ME ...go on. MORMON \# 2 Well sir, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We want to tell you all about the Book of Mormon\! ME ...um, okay. MORMON \# 1 Do you mind if we come in, sir? ME ...I guess so? -5 hours later- MORMON \# 2 Now that you've been read the complete, unabridged Book of Mormon, how would you like to join our Church? ME Oh, no thanks, I've got... agnosticism. -

7. (Mormon) (754↑, 504↓)
A member of the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints...who subscribe to the teachings of the Bible and to the Book of Mormon. Extremely cheerie and outgoing, very very adament about converting people, but generally kind and nice people.

"Oh crap, here comes some mormon missionaries\!" "Yeah but I feel bad hiding cause they are so nice\!"

Author: MsSardonicSmile http://mormon.urbanup.com/1273991
8. (Mormon) (206↑, 37↓)
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses." "Well, I'm a Mormon" "Okay... bye\!" "Works every time\!"

9. (mormon) (289↑, 124↓)
A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.

Look\! Mormons\! Everyone wave\!

10. (Mormon) (232↑, 118↓)
A person who's morals are almost as high as the number of kids they have, believe in "the plan of salvation", and get all the hottest girls.

"Dude\! Maria is HHAAWWTT\!\!" "Dude, she's a MORMON" "Crap..."

Author: Argo The Saint http://mormon.urbanup.com/3264584
11. (mormon) (594↑, 505↓)
A very missunderstood religion, i don't even fullly understand it. They are just trying to be the best person they pssibly can be.(no booze or dope involved...) They're generally very honest, wonderful people, not bible huggers or bangers. Those who go on missions have not been brain washed or hypmotized, they simply believe so strongly in something they are willing to give 2 years of their life to try and spread it to anyone who will listen. I'm not a mormon, but my best friend is and there isn't a better person in the world. They truly don't get enough credit and get bad-mouthed a lot, leave 'em alone and let them in, you might end up meeting someone more than worth it to you.

Mormon: *Knock Knock* "Hey, I'm Eric and I'd like to tell you about 'The Book Of Mormon'". Door answerer: "Hey\! oh, cool, come on in\! coffee?"

12. (mormon) (177↑, 117↓)
a colloquialism used to refer to members of the Church of Latter Day Saints

The mormons are considered a cult by some Christians.

13. (Mormon) (125↑, 90↓)
Someone who is a little annoyed about people's entries on [mormon] in the urban dictionary and would advise all who read this not to waste their time reading the following pathetic prejudices and/or the equally useless attempts at defending one's religion in a website that is supposed to be about fun, urban slang.

Normal Mormon Kid 1: Why the flip are you wasting your time reading this example? Go work on your research essay\!... or hug your mom, or something.

14. (Mormon) (122↑, 90↓)
An adjective describing someone who is, or acting, happy, white, extremely nice.. well, Mormon.

I am feeling Mormon today\! She's so Mormon... we went to a bar and she had a diet coke\! He walks around smiling at people. What a Mormon\!

Author: anonymousnotmormon http://mormon.urbanup.com/2614941
15. (mormon) (152↑, 124↓)
1 step above scientology

scientology they misread your iq mormons your prolly shitfaced

Author: gbvgqawDCEQWJKLFCHAUWHNDO'AS http://mormon.urbanup.com/4525530
16. (Mormon) (38↑, 20↓)
(n.) a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The largest church to be established in America, therefore known as the "American Religion", it is a world wide church with over 13 million members across the globe. "Mormonism" is a branch of Christianity, and consider the Holy Bible and the Book of Mormon to be it's primary religious texts. The LDS (or Mormon) church is centered around the family unit, and it's purpose is to help people to return to a Heaven and a Heavenly Father there who created all of humanity, to leave for eternity with their families and at God's side. This is achieved by following the teachings of Heavenly Father (God), which were taught by Jesus Christ, the prophets of Biblical times, and the prophets of the LDS church in these latter days. The LDS church is most commonly known for it's high moral code, which includes: -Honoring the laws of the land -No consumption of alcohol, tobacco, tea, coffee, or anything that takes away the agency (the greatest gift of God to his children) of man on this Earth. (these are believed to take away your agency because they are addictive) -Complete sexual chastity until marriage, including any sexual behaviors such as pornography, masturbation, and sexual contact. -Protection of your body as a holy temple, which includes abstaining from any illegal drug use, tattoos, more than 1 set of ear piercings for women, dressing modestly, and not consuming alcohol, tobacco, coffee or tea.

Do you want to know what Mormon's actually believe in, not rumors and myths? Go to mormon.org for the answers\!

17. (Mormon) (41↑, 28↓)
-1/4th shot of lemon juice -3/4th shot of Captain Morgan

Mixing Captain "Mor"gan and Le"mon" making "Mormon"

18. (Mormon) (24↑, 12↓)
A religion that is greatly misunderstood. Many only know them because of their missionaries that visit door-to-door. Many misconceptions are that they can have more than one wife. That is a lie. When the church was restored by Joseph Smith (who was not a crazy guy) everyone was allowed to have more than one wife. Another, we do not offer money to God or Jesus, it's called tithing. It is given to the church to pay for more churches, temples, the MTC (Missionary Training Center), etc. Another is that people believe we created a new Bible. That is incorrect. Joseph Smith recovered the Book of Mormon about a century ago after praying to God, asking about which religion to join. God answered said none were right. We also do not believe that you have to be a mormon, or you'll go to hell. Only those who are truly evil go to hell (murderers, rapists, ect.) Some of us do have many children because one of our duties is to have as many as possible, but it isn't like we actually have hundreds like many people joke around about. Also, we aren't really called 'Mormons,' that is just the slang term. We are actually LDS, or Latter-Day Saints. One last thing; we believe in God the Father, Christ the Son, and in the Holy Ghost. They are the Godhead, separate but one. Three different people, all here for the same thing.

Person 1: Hey, what church do you go to? Person 2: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Person 1: Isn't that Mormon? Person 2: That's what many know us by. Person 1: Wow. Just want to say, Joseph Smith was some crazy old guy. I can't believe you worship him. Oh, and you like, sacrifice money to him or something. That's just stupid. Person 2: He wasn't crazy, he was blessed. If you actually want to learn some real facts about us then read the Book of Mormon.

Author: Anonymous LDS Saint http://mormon.urbanup.com/5630821
19. (Mormon) (159↑, 150↓)
A nicer way to tell someone their retarded.

Dude 1: Your a Mormon\! Dude 2: What the fetch?

Author: Abongnamedbowser http://mormon.urbanup.com/4693446
20. (mormon) (21↑, 13↓)
Keepers of the secret truth behind magnets. although many have tried to squeeze this secret from the mormons, many have failed.

Mormon:"Hello, would you like to ask a question on our basic beliefs? Me:"Yes, how do magnets work?" Mormon:"your chat has ended"

Author: Livinundatehbridge http://mormon.urbanup.com/5632795
21. (mormon) (71↑, 65↓)
(n) code name for security officer of all forms

I wanted to go stroodling, but the mormon was on patrol.

22. (mormon) (195↑, 189↓)
1. A nickname of a Christian-Millenialist church founded in modern times in 1830; said nickname coming from a book in their canon of scriptures. 2. An adherent of the above named church; possessing a comprehensive belief and social system; some general ones being belief in the trinity, but not in a triune God (Augustinian concept), rejection of Original Sin per se, (another Augustinian concept), belief in many degrees of glory in heaven, that all who have ever lived on earth will have a chance to be saved, and rejection of pointed ears & pitchforks in hell (a medieval concept). 3. Sometimes overly zealous and impetuous collectively, i.e. Mormon(s), and not always wise in that they don't follow the teachings of their prophet Joseph Smith more closely.

Can the members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints honestly say that they are any closer today than 150 years ago in accomplishing what the Lord commanded them to do?

23. (Mormon) (8↑, 3↓)
a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS). They study both the Bible and the Book of Mormon from which the nickname "Mormon" is derived. "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons or LDS) originated in 1820 in upstate New York when Joseph Smith claimed to have seen God the Father and Jesus Christ. Later, Smith received gold tablets (The Book of Mormon) containing an account of God’s dealings with some ancient American inhabitants including a visitation of Jesus Christ among this people following his resurrection. The church was officially organized on April 6, 1830 and was seen as a restoration of the early church of Jesus Christ led by prophets and apostles.The Mormon addition of colorful new doctrines to Christianity, as well as the practice of polygamy (later banned in 1890), outraged more traditional Christians. In time the Mormons fled west to escape persecution and establish their own community in the Salt Lake Valley (Utah). Led by Brigham Young, successor to Joseph Smith, the Mormon pioneer movement in the mid-1800s brought saints from the eastern United States and across northern Europe to the western frontier. Largely through its missionary work, today the church has become a significant global religion with more than half of its [14.1] million members living outside the United States." (J. Ludlow in "Revealing World Religions")

Mormons prefer to be called LDS.

24. (Mormon) (113↑, 110↓)
adjective describing persons of the mormon religion. mormons are usually super good at everything and way too polite for their own good. sometimes they have no personality. therefore, mormon is also an adjective meaning boring.

person 1: did you see the new harry potter movie? person 2: yeah. person 1: what did you think about ginny? person 2: she was so Mormon\! person 1: yeah, i know. it was like she had no personality or something. person 2: yeah, she was pretty boring. person 1: but super good. person 2: yeah, in a Mormon way. person 1: definitely. what a Mormon.

25. (Mormon) (13↑, 11↓)
A religious group that knows more about what they believe than you do. So shut up about it already.

Non-Mormon: Mormons believe aliens will come to earth and enslave us all. They're a crazy cult Mormon: No, we don't believe that. Why don't you do some actual research before you open your big, stupid mouth

26. (mormon) (91↑, 92↓)
A Christian Church founded in upstate New York during the second Great Awakening by a man named [Joseph Smith], who claimed to see [God] and [Jesus Christ] in the woods near his home. He then claimed to have translated an ancient record, similar to the bible. His [Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints] proceeded to grow rapidly over the next century, to a size of about 12 million members, approximately half of them active. About half of them live in Utah, where the Mormons migrated in the second half of the 19th century to escape persecution. Mormons are instructed by their church leaders, called prophets and apostles, to share their religion with others whenever the opportunity arises. Some choose to do this by posting pages of information on mormonism on Urban Dictionary, as anyone viewing this page can clearly see. There are several huge doctrinal problems with this church, two of which have been remedied: [racism] against Africans, and [polygamy]. However, many problems still exist, including several accusations of forgery against [Joseph Smith], disagreements between information in Joseph's [Book of Mormon] and archaeological evidence, sexism, and strange/ridiculous rites and ceremonies.

I met a Mormon and her seven children at the grocery store yesterday. She seemed very nice, but something about her was a little weird. She talked to me about Jesus and gave me a strange book.

27. (mormon) (80↑, 82↓)
A strong, offensive term for a [boy scout] who attempts to get the [Eagle Scout] rank at or before age fifteen. In other words, the [pre-med] of scouting. While a good mormon (usually an actual [LDS] member) will achieve his goal through hard work and determination, most mormons get to Eagle early by hacking through the scouting system. A typical mormon gets to Eagle Scout in the sleaziest way possible, superficially demonstrating knowledge while not actually retaining it and completing his requirements and [Eagle Project] the [easy way]. They leave scouts without any of the skills and virtues that their peers have. The term "mormon" comes from the fact that almost every [mormon] (religion) is a mormon (scout jargon). The Church of Later Day Saints and the Boy Scouts of America have a synergetic partnership of sorts, where a mormon boy's religious advancement can closely mirror his scout advancement. Unfortunately, this creates a high standard for Eagle Scout ages, so other scouts (some of them LDS members) try to match them.

Your once-in-a-lifetime Eagle Project is painting a sign? You mormon. "Wanna go tip Austin's canoe with me?" "No, I need to go get stuff signed off." "Mormon."

28. (mormon) (384↑, 386↓)
A definition I wrote which got consored because I said that polygamy was wrong.

The possession and trafficking of young girls is slavery

29. (Mormon) (116↑, 120↓)
A person of a religious cult that comes onto urban dictionary to attempt to make right the "wrongs" of what the rest of the users are saying about this religion. They try to say that all understandings about the Mormon faith are common misconceptions, then continue to promote Mormonism. Unfortunately, most of these "misconceptions" are actually plain truth; showing just how incompetent they truly are.

Guy one: Dude, this user on Urban totally just said that Mormonism is the right faith\! Maybe it actually is... Guy two: yeah, they're actually a Mormon too... They're lying, it isn't the right faith

30. (mormon) (162↑, 167↓)
mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness

andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it\! (courtesy of sophie) my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'

31. (Mormon) (170↑, 175↓)
Individual who believes that a narcissistic dude (me - Joseph Smith) found some golden plates passed straight from the heavens (hehe) which bore the words of god (hehe again). Mormons give lots of their earnings (\>10%) to the "church" (cult organization), the men traditionally have many women (younger the better) for themselves (although the book of mormon has had to be re-written a few times to keep it just mildly less than ridiculous with each new generation – but there are still some die-hard fundamentalist mormons), and the boys have to abstain from the sexy during a (ideally) 2 year mission with a buddy in order to concentrate on pushing the cult's teachings (although this commonly leads to nothing more than 2 years of mental anguish, excessive masturbation and homosexual tendency) . After their mission the boys can then find their bride(s) online or from cousins and proceed to produce as many children as possible for further indoctrination and to eventually try to take over the world. Wrap all of these beliefs in a fine package for any horny young man or heavily indoctrinated or disempowered young lady (neophyte nincompoops) and you are on your way to making a "mormon."

Too numerous to mention but check out any other sick cult that is either in existence or has came to pass: Jim Jones and "The People's Temple"(Jonestown), Scientology, Father Divine, David Koresh and the Branch Davidians, Charles Manson and "The Family," Marshall Herff Applewhite and Bonnie "Ti" Lu Trusdale Nettles' of Heaven's Gate, Jehovah's Witness... more coming to a town near you. I am mormon, therefore I am moron. Can't make normal out of mormon but you can make moron.

Author: Joseph Smith the cult leader http://mormon.urbanup.com/1982460
32. (Mormon) (140↑, 145↓)
Descendents of aliens from the planet Mormog, whose mothership crash-landed in the middle of what is known today as Salt Lake City, Utah. In an attempt to fit in, they adopted the dominant religion, Christianity, and twisted certain aspects around to suit their alien ways of life. The main compartment of the ruined craft survived however. It is buried approximately a mile underneath their greatest temple, and is heavily guarded by purposely grown (and carefully trained) biological monstrosities. The reason for all this security is that the craft harbors advanced mind-warping technology. Should they ever bring their advanced alien science into light, Mormons could tear the very fabric of Western society. Every non-Mormon mind would be enslaved to a great machine - an undetected, disembodied entity hidden (like the preserved remains of their ship) underneath their great temple - and forced to do their bidding. Those who resist would be exterminated via their lethal, telepathic powers. You have been warned.

The Osmonds are Mormons.

Author: Andrew Bastard http://mormon.urbanup.com/1757210
33. (mormon) (173↑, 178↓)
Those assholes that ring your doorbell asking to talk to you about their religion.

*knock knock* *opens door* "Hi we're mormon missionaries from LDS and we were wondering if you could take some time out of your day....." *slam*

34. (mormon) (79↑, 84↓)
A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.

Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.

35. (Mormon) (591↑, 596↓)
Run of the mill Cult. Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, as they call themselves, have the mixture of common Free Masons and brainwashing. Started by a common theif, Joseph Smith, who based everything on stolen printing plates. The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.

The Mormon cult is an example of the last days.

Author: Doug Hightower http://mormon.urbanup.com/1441474
36. (Mormon) (344↑, 349↓)
a group of [CRAZY] people that think they are better than the rest of us .

morman girl: yes i am going to heaven. Normal black girl: Oh yeah i am glad . Morman girl: i won't see you there though. NBG:what do you mean ? Morman girl : well negro's can't attain a higher level . NBG : why ? MG : because you are a beast \!

37. (mormon) (511↑, 516↓)
Crazy cultist group that believed black people were unholy, until a sudden "revalation in 1977", when they realized it was not good public relations. They preform many satanic-like rituals in their temples. They have strict beliefs that if you are not mormon, you will not be going to heaven, and they look down upon you. I know these things because I lived in SLC, Utah, and as you may have guessed, I am not mormon. The mormons send out these insanely, borderline obnoxious, missonaries to convert you to their religion created by a crazy guy in 1830, named Joseph Smith. He said he got all the information for the religion on tablets that he read out of a hat. These people deny they are brainwashed, but how would they know, the brainwashing begins when they are too young to realize what is being said to them. They have secret handshakes and passwords to get into heaven. The mormon people pay 10% of ALL of their income to the church. Joseph Smith was a very racist man, he was strongly biased towards jews and negros. The mormons call their church, "THE Church," or "THE Church of Jesus Christ." They think they are the only true religion.

I feel like I am surrounded by insanity, as do most other non-mormons in SLC.

Author: aNONmormonKID http://mormon.urbanup.com/1402763
38. (mormon) (425↑, 430↓)
An extremely incorrect religion. The founder was a conartist who cheated people out of their money. The book of mormon contradicts the bible in many ways. The book of mormon states that Jews should burn in hell and suffer horrific deaths. Mormons hated blacks until it became taboo. Mormons do NOT tell you the whole of their religion until you are baptized.

mormonism = bullshit

39. (mormon) (190↑, 195↓)
a religion that has taken over the city of idaho falls. idaho falls now has the second highest mormon population in the world. if u r not mormon u are treaded unequally. the mormons try to take the picture off the sides of victoris secret and do all sorts of stupid crap like that. mormons usually will not talk to non mormons.

I am not a mormon and i never will be.

40. (Mormon) (224↑, 229↓)
A CULT\!\!\! Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.

Mormon: "Hi\! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile* Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism* Mormon: "I see." *runs away*

41. (mormon) (233↑, 238↓)
A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for. The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America. Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.

I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.

42. (Mormon) (253↑, 258↓)
A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a [tax collector] or a security clearance inspector. One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah. A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah. A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.

Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.

Author: Bumkicker Slade http://mormon.urbanup.com/1210279
43. (Mormon) (190↑, 195↓)
A terrible sham of a cult. Not Christian by any standards. A member of the LDS church beleives that they will become a God just like the one of earth. Do not ever take anything these people take seriously. If you want to piss one off, ask them what goes in in the temple and what their temple name is among other things. They beleive that Christ does not atone for their sins fully and that by their own doing they will be equal to God.

Wow Bob, these mormons multiply like rabbits\! Everyone lock your doors, the mormons are coming.

Author: Bringem young and bringem often http://mormon.urbanup.com/1198160
44. (mormon) (270↑, 275↓)
a group of people who unknown to them have been brainwashed and believe that god is a man living on another planet (near kolob) who has lots of wives. They believe they can also become gods and have their own wee planet. Jospeh Smith started the whole thing - he was a mason and stold lot of their ideas. he also had 14 wives, some of whom already had husbands and one was only 14. the religion is sick. visit www.exmormon.org or www.realmormonhistory for more info.

'yes god really is a spacealien who inhabits another planet\!'

Author: I used to be a mormon.... http://mormon.urbanup.com/1176827
45. (mormon) (209↑, 214↓)
A follower of a multiple-wived fool who has made hundreds of false prophecies (talking to Jesus through a hat, none the less...) Like to think they're Christian but are not as they are POLYTHEISTIC. Moron with an extra "m"

Joseph Smith was BIG PIMPIN'

46. (Mormon) (3↑, 9↓)
Just another cult

Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.

47. (Mormon) (1↑, 7↓)
1. bigamist 2. from utah 3. mit romney's followers

1. mormons fuck like rabbits and have 16 wives, bigamist 2. utah=99.9999% mormon 3. you get it by now i'm sure

Author: that one really creepy guy http://mormon.urbanup.com/6060982
48. (Mormon) (4↑, 10↓)
Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.

That blonde chick has 9 brothers and sisters and can barely read, she must be a mormon.

49. (Mormon) (6↑, 12↓)
A cult known for it's insane and ugly women and socially inept men.

Those Mormons, man\! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.

Author: trollgeneral5million http://mormon.urbanup.com/5468508
50. (Mormon) (23↑, 29↓)
A name for a someone who does each of the following: 1. Glares at anyone without blonde hair or stupid plastered smile. 2. Rides their bike in the middle of the road, slowing all the real transportation down. 3. Knocks on your door with two friends, one may be the Anti-Christ 4. Believe women should get a lobotomy and keep pushing out more robot children 5. Never leave Salt Lake Valley because everything outside the walls are a danger to them and their children. 6. Believe African Americans are the devil 7. Stick to meat and potatoes every night, because they were born without taste buds 8. Will almost run your car off the road just to get themselves to church faster. 9. Make people cringe with how many children the pop out 10. Get married right out of high school to unsure the rest of their life is just making babies and network marketing 11. Decorating their home will send them to hell

Look at how many ob gyns there are on this street\! We must be near mormons..

51. (Mormon) (22↑, 28↓)
1) A religious [cult] that is only a few centuries old- survives purely through having tons of children and indoctrinating them (see [brainwash]) 2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet 3) A group of people who hijacked [Christianity] in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named [Joseph Smith] found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat 4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs 5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.

Wow you just pulled that entire paper out of your ass\! Joseph Smith himself couldn't have done it better\! You Mormon spawn?

52. (mormon) (16↑, 22↓)
a white supremacist [pedophile] that only like small white children of both sexes and who can only dream of having a hareem of extremely young white boys (except on the ranch where they sometimes achieve)

-dude, do you know that mormons have 4 childbrides each? - I want to be a mormon\!

53. (Mormon) (82↑, 88↓)
* Proper term is LDS * They believe the following: 1) Believe God's name is Elloheem 2) Jesus and Satan are brothers 3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates. 4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies 5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have 6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things 7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people 8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet 9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles 10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm 11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)

mormon, mormon, mormon...

Author: Hyperaktivemind http://mormon.urbanup.com/5123077
54. (mormon) (95↑, 101↓)
a religion made up out of thin air by a guy named joseph smith. he prolly though he was gonna go to hell because he got shitfaced or something so he decided to fuck up the world as much as possible, which is why christians should have made more layers of hell when they made up their religion. that or he was always high and or hallucinated. so basically he claimed to get a bunch of visits from jesus and god. which anyone with an iq above 60 could tell he didnt. so he then translated these plates he got from the ground and magically read them behind a curtain and wouldnt allow anyone to see them. so he created a church which got a shitload of fallowers. so then some sane person shot him in the face in a desperate attempt to stop the attack of the shitfaced retards. they then moved to utah and massacured a lot of people who went there. then they created one of the most epic fantasy novels ever, the book of mormons. then they hijacked the boyscouts and kicked out all gays women athiests wiccans, people who believe in multiple gods and jews that they could find. they also buy the sidewalks in front of their church and routinely beat up gays on them for "tresspassing" hence the story of the mormans

hey look 2 gays on our mormon sidewalk we didnt tell the public we own lets go beat them up for "tresspassing"

Author: dhibvasbf;adjsfkadhnsjbdgscjkh http://mormon.urbanup.com/4512635
55. (mormon) (115↑, 121↓)
An evil and corrupt religion/cult. These people are only misunderstood in the way that instead of being just naive or ignorant. They are one of the most prejudiced groups of people I have ever seen. I've lived in Mesa, Arizona for half my life, been to at least ten churches, and I have never been exposed to such ignorant or sexist people in my life. I only say these things because my dad's side of the family since the founding of the cult, have been a member (my great-great-grandfather helped founded Thatcher, Arizona). All the seemingly superstitious elements that are played down and shrugged off like misunderstood traditions are real. All returned missionaries are given secret names that only they themselves can know until they 'reunite' with their family in heaven. Big Love the tv series touches on these subjects. As evidence that they are unforgiving and vicious people, my father was excommunicated for marrying a divorced woman with a child. He was outcast, left to fend for himself without any familial support. His family didn't speak to him for 10 years, and his name was disparaged throughout the church. This was why he and my mother moved away to the east coast. When they moved back to Arizona, they tried to integrate themselves back in the church but eventually realized this was not the religion for them. Mormons might as well be Amish for the way they treat their women. Women are taught to sew, cook, clean, please her man, and basically become the servant to him, and create tons of 'god's children'. If you have less then four children, you are looked down upon. Any woman with leadership skills or a desire to be more than a housewife is told to be obedient and read the scripture. Mormons are stupid, they are brainwashed sheep that have no self desire or freewill. They'll believe anything the church tells them to and condemn anyone who asks why they should believe what their told. And polygamy isn't dead. The church has it stated in a document sealed within the central church in Utah that church leaders never gave up polygamy and only went along with it to save face. Leaders of the mormon religion still believe they should have multiple wives but if that got out it would reveal the religion as a bunch of liars. Those manipulating, POS assholes also stole my idea of becoming a god when you die. Not in their definition, but close enough.

Ted: "Hey\! I want to be a Mormon\!" Bob: "What, so you can have a fake name and believe in a guy who's church rituals come from the freemasons and found gold tablets with holy scripture carved into it, just lying somewhere in the forest?" Ted: "...Well, maybe the secret name part..."

56. (Mormon) (95↑, 101↓)
The most CHILDISH religion known to man. Also... ...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"? Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE\!". Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun\!* THE CHURCH\!\!\!" Don't talk about *dun dada dun\!* THE CHURCH\! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH. Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god\!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing. Other than that, meh, they're alright.

No wonder there's so many "the bus that's 3 times smaller than your bus" busses in Utah...Mormon.

57. (mormon) (107↑, 113↓)
Although they are technically considered as "Christians" for following the beliefs and teachings of Christ, they are indeed not true Christians, for they have very radical beliefs and teachings compared to those of Christianity. They claim to believe in the Bible but say it can only be trusted if it is "translated" or "interpreted" correctly (very high emphasis added) which therefore indicates that they don't truly believe in it. They believe the Book of Mormon holds more authority than the Bible, although the Bible says that it's the FINAL word of God and is not to be taken away from or added to. Also many of their practices are not even found in the Book of Mormon, most of them are from other doctrines and "revelations" that their mormon prophets claimed to have. Mormonism teaches that God has not always been God, but through obeying laws and ordinances of the Gospel he was able to progress to deity. Therefore, the god of Mormonism is a changing being. He was once a man, who then became a god. His knowledge, wisdom and power have therefore increased. Mormons believe that all faithful Mormons will progress to become deities (or God's) of their own universes and produce spirit children with their spouse in order to populate their world. The bible reveals a very distinctive God. The true God does not change (Malachi 3:6) nor does he grow in knowledge (Isaiah 40:13). God is spirit, not an exalted man with flesh and bone (John 4:24; Luke 24:39; Hosea 11:9; Numbers 23:19). Despite the teachings of Mormonism, men cannot become god's (Isaiah 43:10). Man was created, unlike God, and therefore has not existed from eternity (1 Corinthians 15:46). Mormons cannot compare themselves to Jesus and his preexistence, for they are not deity by nature, as is Jesus who preexisted because he IS God. *Who should trust in god's who change? Why trust in a mere man who has become a god? Are you not still trusting in a man? Mormons believe that there is archaeological evidence supporting the Book of Mormon, when there is in fact NONE whatsoever. No cities unique to the BoM have ever been located, and also the BoM contains no maps which indicate the alleged cities had ever been located. *If the BoM is a record of REAL history (like the Bible), why hasn't the mormon church published any maps? This question will often be side-stepped by Mormons. In Moroni (10:4-5) we are instructed to pray about the BoM to find out if its true. Generally the answer expected by Mormon's is a "burning in the bosom" which is a heart-felt emotional experience. Although we are expected to pray, nowhere does the Bible teach that prayer is a test for truth. We cannot trust the feelings of our hearts (Proverbs 14:12; 28:26; Jeremiah 17:9) nor can we trust every spiritual witness (1 John 4:1-6). *The witness of the Holy Ghost will NEVER contradict the word he inspired the Bible (2 Peter 1:21). The mormon prophet Joseph Smith and many other mormon prophets have contradicted the Bible numerous times, not too mention they have also contradicted their own BoM\! *In Deuteronomy 18:20-21 we are told that a prophet of God will never have false prophecies and will never teach false god's. It is already apparent that Joseph Smith has taught of false god's, and has also proclaimed several false prophecies. In Doctrine and Covenants sec. 84 Joseph Smith prophesied that the city of New Jerusalem would be erected within HIS generation "in the Western boundaries of the State of Missouri." To this day, the Mormon Church has failed to erect it. This is clearly a false prophecy, therefore, making Joseph Smith a false prophet. Mormons often refer to 1 Corinthians 15:40-41 as proof that there are different levels of heaven: "There are also celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory." But these verses teaching nothing of the Mormon concept of the three degrees of glory. As a matter of fact, the word "telestial" does not occur anywhere in the Bible. Although most Mormon's are very nice and have good values, they are very misled. Not to mention they are overly concerned with converting (more members= more tithing = more money for the Mormon Church). The Mormon Church is indeed a false church, and Joseph Smith is indeed a false prophet.

Joseph Smith: I don't understand parts of the Bible (because I only have a third grade education), so I will change those parts to what I THINK and WANT them to mean\! If I ever change my mind or am proved to be a liar, I can just have a revelation which will allow me to change it\! My followers and I will call it "Mormonism" or "mormon" for short. Together we will deceive the world and lead millions away from the truth\!

Author: I Don't Think So\! http://mormon.urbanup.com/3626758
58. (Mormon) (97↑, 103↓)
A cult which started in Utah, that based on Perverted Bigotry. Through out history they believe they are greater then then other people, starting with women, then American and recently gays. Only When their non profit status gets threatened do they change their religion to include others.

steve "hey Bob did you see the way that guy treated those lesbians?" Bob " yea, what fucking Mormon"

59. (mormon) (71↑, 77↓)
a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion

Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"

Author: someone special (deraj) http://mormon.urbanup.com/3270033
60. (mormon) (94↑, 100↓)
The majority of a well-dressed colony of people that have chosen to live underground because no one likes them and/or likes to read their boring pamphlets. Go Away Already\! Stay beneath the manholes you belong under.

Mormon: Hey little boy, want to lear about Hell? Little Boy: Umm.... Little Boy's Dad: Stay away from my son you river rat\!\!\!

Author: Bagelbites007 http://mormon.urbanup.com/3265399
61. (mormon) (77↑, 83↓)
someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big

This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

Author: intrnashonalsuperstud 0 http://mormon.urbanup.com/3219933
62. (mormon) (133↑, 139↓)
some freaky people who always knock on your door precisely during the middle of your dinner. Also believe that when they die they will become gods of their own planet, but only the men get a planet. Founded by Joseph Smith, who was previously convicted as being a con artist. They often piss you off.

The Mormon missionaries came to the door to preach to me, so I preached to them about the wonders of satanism and then told them if they did not leave my front porch they would be the main thing in my rituals. consequently, every Thursday evening I preform a blood sacrafice

63. (Mormon) (96↑, 102↓)
Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.

64. (mormon) (194↑, 200↓)
Mormons do this: 1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats 2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking 3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of [LSD]. Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.

OMG why do you live next to an orphanage? No thats just the mormons next door.

65. (mormon) (96↑, 102↓)
a religion that secretly worships Lucifer

if you gain enough trust within the mormon church. you will be told who they really worship.

66. (Mormon) (81↑, 87↓)
Two meanings: 1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern). 2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.

1. Joey doesn't like to drink coffee because he is a Mormon. or 2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon. or 3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.

67. (mormon) (86↑, 92↓)
Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite

Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.

68. (mormon) (116↑, 122↓)
1)A bunch of fucked up, super religious dumb shits who believe in fucking their cousins and having multiple wives. 2) The guys who mow my lawn for free. 3) People who will force a bible down your throat if you don't listen to them when they come to your door every frickin' day. x.x

Guy 1: Dude. I banged my cousin last night Guy 2: MORMON\!\!11111223211////\!

69. (Mormon) (88↑, 94↓)
Totally lost group of people who claim to be living by the Word of God when they are already breaking the rule of the Bible by having another book to live by. They claim their views and teachings will save you from an eternity in hell, when the truth is they will be going there anyway.

Hilary Clinton is so wrong I'm suprised she's not a mormon\!

70. (mormon) (123↑, 129↓)
A home-grown American cult that grew into a world religion. Is loosely based on the more popular cult called "Christianity" (which is, of course, based in the cult of Judaism with a little Mithraism thrown in). Like Catholicism, has its own secret rituals, shady hierarchy, and massive amounts of guilt and shame thrust upon its adherents.

"I'm a Mormon because I was brainwashed from birth to believe that some asshole racist prospector talked to god, gave no proof for his claims, and now am forced to feel guilty every time I think about poontang"

Author: Adam Harris Dawkins http://mormon.urbanup.com/2468487
71. (mormon) (105↑, 111↓)
A stuipid religon. Where all the people worship god. Hate people who arent mormans. No caffine. No tattos. No piercings. No gf or bf untill 16. Go on gay missions. Have to wear a tux/dress to church. Kids Cant go anywhere with out permmision. Family Orentated. Doesnt support gays. Fags. Use Non cuss words ex. Heck, Fudge, Gosh Goes on Stuipid missions to preach about god. Losers in School. Straight A students. Hang out with other momons. Has A billion churches and wards. 98% live in utah.

Mormon Kid A. ''hey, Lets go to the skate Park' Mormon Kid B. " Yeah maybe we can hang out with the cool skaters." Mormon Parent A "Heck No, Go to church and worship god\!"

72. (Mormon) (162↑, 168↓)
The most rediculous religion\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! The shit they do is hella funny.

Go back to Utah you stupid Mormon. Come back when you're normal.

Author: Anthony's friend Frankie http://mormon.urbanup.com/2132441
73. (Mormon) (162↑, 168↓)
A cult formed by a bunch of guys who said "Dude, wouldn't it be cool if we could pass around each others daughters and hump them? Of course to do this correctly we would need multiple wives and encourage lots of child bearing so at least a few hot girls would come out of it. Oh yeah and we have to brainwash these chicks from birth that god says you have to marry and have sex with Uncle Phil" This cult was literally so repulsive and dangerous that it was driven out of every community they tried to settle in until they had to go to the closest unsettled place that would take them (Utah)

For cult members the Mormon people sure seem real nice though

74. (mormon) (125↑, 131↓)
Mostly a bunch of freaks that live in Utah. They are so much into religion that they turn into freaks. They also beleive their religion which is totally untrue and doesn't make any sense at all. If you want to know more, watch the south park episode All About Mormons.

Cartman: go kick his ass Kyle Kyle: ummmm Ok Kyle: I'm going to kick your ass .... bitch Mormon: oh i get it ur from the cool group and u have to beat me up, well ok then do wat u gotta do Kyle: Stop it, stop being so nice Kyle goes back to cartman Cartman: What the hell was that Kyle? Whyt didnt u kick his ass? Kyle: Im having dinner tonight with him Cartman \>\<

75. (mormon) (172↑, 178↓)
A bullshit religeon that apparantly bases itself on love and compassion towards people, yet they hate everyone who isn't mormon, especially african-americans and jews. Some weird saidist by the name of Joseph Smith founded the cult that deems itself christian but is not universally considered as such. It is also a highly supersitious religeon that believes in odditys' such as becoming a god when one dies if they are mormon faithful. The truth of the matter is Joseph Smith has no hard evidence for what he witnessed and the people that believe him are gullible and brainwashed. He was also a racist cracker and just wanted a method to make his followers into sepratists. Most mormonites are believed to have an intensified localised population in Salt Lake City, Utah. This is where the cult was founded or what obscure records give rise to.... HHHAAAHAHAHAHA.

Jan: Have you ever heard of a mormon. Lars: Yeah they believe in some strange stuff that contridicts what they geniunly believe in which is based on no hard evidence at all. Jan: Yeah mormons suck ass.

Author: james segelov http://mormon.urbanup.com/1927557
76. (mormon) (197↑, 203↓)
A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.

My mormon book contridicts my Church

Author: Protect Yourself http://mormon.urbanup.com/1851262
77. (mormon) (161↑, 167↓)
the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage

i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)

78. (mormon) (414↑, 420↓)
pathetic group of mindless imbeciles who go onto urbandictionary.com to try and cast as many votes against the honest definitions of them like it will help there cause. why mormons are even searching a web site like urbandictionary.com is beyond me... it is naturally suited for content that may be insulting and against there religion.

"can u believe what they said about mormon's on urbandictionary.com? i went and cast my vote against them because that made me flippin' mad\!"

79. (mormon) (6↑, 13↓)
A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of non-gay, mostly white people. They don't practice polygamy or have multiple wives except after death where men can have as many wives as they want. They try to do the best they can in life. They're not perfect and don't think they're perfect unless but they do think they are better than non-Mormons. They strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. They don't put down other religions, at least not to your face. They don't think you'll go to hell unless you're gay or you're in a different religion. They believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation, except the gays, and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two separate beings, and that Christ created the Earth for straight Mormons only. They think they're Christian. They don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of Mormon) is a god, just equal with Jesus. They also believe he is a prophet of God. They aren't here to overtake the world, even though their doctrine says they are. They try to allow everyone who would like to hear about their church to hear about it. And they also try to allow everyone who would NOT like to hear about it, hear about it as well. They understand that it's your choice to join or not and they don't force it upon you. However, they'll force you to join once you're dead so why fight it now? I know these things are true and I say them in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Despite what you might have heard from the Mormons, they actually do love gay people, as long as they stop being gay.

80. (mormon) (90↑, 97↓)
A person who believes in the book of mormon, other religions reject them saying that the book of mormons is fake, also called a cult.Most of the mormons live in Utah.

I am a mormon and I follow the Book of Mormons.

81. (mormon) (505↑, 512↓)
A religion founded by Joseph Smith Jr. (1806-1844). This religion is usually identified with its black pant, short sleeve dress shirt, with a tie, door-knocking missionaries boys. They are not forced to go on missions, but are pressured immensely from family and friends. They also know that if they don't go on missions they cannot get into the " telestial" part of heaven. All who enter the Mormon heaven must have served a mission, be temple worthy and married. When these young men and rarely women go on missions they must server 18-24 months. While on their missions they must not have ANY contact with family except for mothers, father's day and x-mas where they may make one 5-minute phone call. Before these boys go on mission they MUST get family genealogy information, which contains the names of dead relatives. They MUST give these names to the church where they will hold a ceremony for the dead where they baptize the dead. They believe that we are all lost and didn't choose the correct path the first time, so they're going to make sure we're Mormons when we're dead. Because only Mormons get into the top three levels of heaven. Other non-Mormon who don't accept the baptism will be in the lowest form of heaven. In heaven its polygamist, and it's a free for all where everyone is having sex with everyone. But they will not admit that openly when asked face to face. They believe that sex before marriage is equal in sin to Murder. They also believe the masturbation is a sin. Hell is going to be pretty crowded then. They believed that African Americans wore the mark on Cain, that's why there were black and unworthy in the mormon chruch's eyes. The Mormons finally allowed the Black members to hold position of some power only when the NAACP was breathing down their backs in July 1978. By miraculous divine word was told, it was okay now, blacks aren't bad after all. Mormons believe that GOD has a wife, that Jesus and Satan are brothers and that all of them including the Holy Spirit are gods. They also believe that if you're a good enough person here you too will become a god. Mormons don't understand why they are not considered Christians. They believe that only good and pure Mormons are worthy enough to enter their temples (temples are not the same as churches or Wards as they call them.) When my stepson gets married in there WE will not be allowed to see the ceremony because we are not Mormon. Only those who are will be able to see them. No matter how much you love someone, or how you raised him or her, if you're not Mormon you are NOT allowed in. Mormons believe that God stands at the door and pushes it shut for those of other sects and tells them "you're not good enough, you're not worthy go away." Mormonism is the most elitist's and exclusive religion to walk this planet.

I'm sorry Dad & Mom you're not Mormon so you're not invited to the wedding. Why can't you see this is the most loving religion there is, we put family first\!"

82. (Mormon) (14↑, 22↓)
Mythical creature who has the body of a man and horse.

That Mormon has sexy hind legs\!

83. (Mormon) (113↑, 122↓)
mormon = really fucking hard to be a best man to one

''bloody hell1 i have to give a speach and all 200 of em are stone cold sober, shit\!''

84. (mormon) (162↑, 173↓)
A person who's life is directed by the LDS cult. A person who will some day become a god of his own universe and will have multiple wives in heaven to populate his universe. A person that uses the Bible as a hook in an attempt to lend legitimacy to LDS doctrine. A master professional brain washer.

Look there's another one of those future gods knocking on my door.

85. (Mormon) (6↑, 19↓)
1) A term associated with a religous group in the 1500's to late 1600's AD that were largely frowned upon, because they had no morals and had mutliple wives and lived in the midwest of israel; a rude remark to say to an individual. 2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul. 3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.

EX: (John and alex are talking privately, bob walks up) Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?\! Alex: get away you stupid mormon\! John: yeah mormon\! Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice\! John: yeah you are\! Alex: Stupid mormon.

Author: DouglasAndersonCorruptingkids http://mormon.urbanup.com/5654520
86. (Mormon) (910↑, 926↓)
A commonly misunderstood and stereotyped christian religion. Called Mormons because of their unique book, "The Book of Mormon" - which is called such after the name of the person that put the ancient records together and buried them. Really named "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" or LDS, for short. Nobody is required to pay without their own will. There are no rules, there are guidelines. Mormons are not forced to become missionaries. There are a lot of people that never go on one. Only the most devoted go on missions, mormons are not brainwashed. A religion that beleives in where one is going in this life and after this life, rather than focusing completely on the past and the death of Christ. There is no cross on the church buildings for this reason. A religion that beleives that Everyone has a chance. Always and forever. Mormons beleive in forgivness and eternal salvation. They beleive that people that never heard of God before have a chance. They believed that smoking and drinking was bad before there anyone knew it was hazardous to health. Mormons are most commonly nice and have good morals. Many LDS live in Utah. Most mormons love Jello.

Mormons are treated with prejudice. Missionaries walk around all day 15 hours a day for 2 years, and have 80% of the doors SLAMMED in their face. Brigham Young did not commit suicide.

87. (Mormon) (179↑, 197↓)
A bunch of people that conspired to take away every liberty of the people so that they can be that much more pure and controlled. This group then gave these people a belief in supreme being that supposidly watches over then 24-7, knows everything they do, and knows where to send them if they screw up.

OMG Bryson, what a mormon.

88. (mormon) (110↑, 129↓)
mormons are not f'ing christians by any f'ing means

that f'ing mormon thinks he is a christian how stupid

89. (mormon) (206↑, 225↓)
I happen to be a mormon only because my fuckin parents make me go to the church. i hate my religion

mormons suck

90. (mormon) (185↑, 207↓)
An evil cult, hell bent on taking over the world one mind at a time.

If those damn mormons knock on my door one more time, I'm gettin the gun.

91. (Mormon) (46↑, 75↓)
1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.

In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.

Author: Don't Define Me http://mormon.urbanup.com/4179528
92. (mormon) (128↑, 158↓)
a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.

they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?

93. (Mormon) (130↑, 161↓)
Someone who would be a [spammer] if they had the technical expertise. They come from America, are dressed to look professional even though they are hacks, attack every house they can think of and sometimes hijack you while you're shopping, give you information you don't want, want you to give them 10% of your money and take too much of your valuble time to get rid of.

Mormons burn in hell for the misery they inflict on the world.

Author: Yaoigirlproxy http://mormon.urbanup.com/1013595
94. (mormon) (35↑, 70↓)
"Mormon" is a nickname for people who belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Members of this church received this nickname because they believe The Book of Mormon to be the word of God, in addition to The Bible. There is a prophet in The Book of Mormon whose name is Mormon. He was the last one to write in it, and compiled the other "books" within The Book of Mormon, which is why the book bears his name. The most important aspect of The Book of Mormon is that it is another testament of Jesus Christ. "Mormons" believe in God the Eternal Father, and in His son Jesus Christ, and in the Holy Ghost. They also believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.

Mormons are Christians too\! Mormons missionaries serve throughout the world to share the good news of Jesus Christ. Be nice to them\!

Author: Coco & Chanel http://mormon.urbanup.com/4594407
95. (Mormon) (240↑, 275↓)
The slang term for someone who is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It was originally a derogatory term. They believe that the Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and in the Bible so long as it is translated correctly. They eat a healthy diet and and knew that certain substances are bad for you before modern science proved it. Those who follow their diet live longer too. They pay a "tithing", or one-tenth of their income to the church because everything belongs to God and so it's like keeping 90% of God's wealth. They do not have a paid clergy, everything is voluntary. They are not brainwashed, do not practice polygamy or any other weird thing, and do not smoke/drink. They were violently persecuted and forced to leave the U.S. because Governor Boggs of MO signed an extermination order. Yeah, all Mormons had to leave or be "exterminated" like cockroaches. Still, shortly after when the US government asked for soldiers during the Mexican-American War, they proudly sent 500 men to fight for the country that kicked them out. It was the women and children that crossed the plains and the rockies. Mormons are very misunderstood and are still persecuted.

It was still technically legal to kill a Mormon in some states until the later part of the 20th century. Christian fundalmentalist and Evangelist leaders just recently apologized for persecution of the Mormons.

Author: true little known facts http://mormon.urbanup.com/1255541
96. (mormon) (183↑, 219↓)
A group of people who've been at least mildly brainwashed living under the thumb of a patriarchy that makes a fucking huge amount of money off of them and various other business and religious ventures. The mormon leadership is completely full of shit.

Mormons are just people...only they're completely evil.

Author: LDS needs LSD http://mormon.urbanup.com/307811
97. (Mormon) (119↑, 156↓)
We are not a cult and don't worship satan. We don't come onto urbandictionary.com to mark all the wrong definitions, wrong. We come on to laugh at all the incompetent, ridiculous, uneducated entries. We haven't practiced polygamy for a few hundred years, just like any other religion did way back when. Mormon guys are hott\! and so are Mormon girls\! And, yes, we strive to be the best people that we can and try to be nice to everybody. So typically mormons are usually pretty friendly people. We have friends that aren't mormon. Just usually not those that are druggies or alcholics or whatever. I won't object to that fact that some mormons put themselves up on a pedestal thinking that they're better than everyone else because they're mormon, but that's not all mormons. I try to treat all people equally, no matter what religion they are. We don't let anyone in our temples unless they are a worthy member of the LDS church. Not just if they're a member. They also have to be worthy. I think that's about it. So for all of you mormon haters, whatever. You can go on thinking we're whatever you think we are, but you'll never know the truth unless you actually ask a true mormon.

Mormons don't: Have magical underwear. =) All love jello. Not perfect. Just normal people like you.

98. (mormon) (248↑, 287↓)
A Mormon is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints. It happens to be the fastest growing church in the United States history. The church places a large emphasis on the importance of family and community through the teachings of Jesus Christ. Mormons AKA The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day saints are christians that follow the teachings of the Bible (King James), The Book of Mormon, The Doctorine and Covenants, The Pearl of Great Price, and revelation given through modern day prophets. The LDS church and mormons have persucated since its organization in the mid 1800's because of misconceptions by non-mormons. Their first latter day prophet Joseph Smith was murdered by Illinois by a mob of non-mormons. The Mormons where forced to flee for their lives. They traveled from Illinois to the west and settled most of Northern Arizonia, Idaho, Utah, and parts of other western states. Many mormons are still persecuated because of misconceptions of the outside public. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints do not support polygamy. ( If you do not believe me look in the books I mentioned and try to find one place that says they do\! I bet you cant\!) Mormons are not forced and most are not peer pressured into serving 2 year mission. They volunteer to go anywhere the church sends them and pay their own way\! I for one did not serve a mission. I have never been in poor standing with the church and their is no scripture that says you cannot make it to the "terrestial Kingdom" or any ohter kingdom as one the other authors put it. I now wish I would have served a mission- what a great experence would it had been to dedicate every moment to our heavenly father and his children (that means you)\! Mormons do have temples\! Temples are places where members are married, or go to make sacred promises to god that they will strive to live rightously and follow the example of christ. A good place to learn about mormon beliefs is through mormons, otherwise you may hear all sorts of "weird" misconceptions.

We love the Mormons\!\!\!\!

99. (Mormon) (110↑, 149↓)
a. Cult with the hottest girls ever b. Cult with some hot guys as well c. 98% of Utah d. 98% Republicans e. Mecca=BYU Utah f. Accused of polygamy g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap\! Look at that stormin' mormon\! Modest is hottest\!

100. (mormon) (382↑, 424↓)
A very nice, generous, misunderstood group of people. No they don't practice poligamy and have multiple wives. We only try to do the best we can in life. We're not perfect and don't think we're perfect. We only strive to work hard and get through life without much trouble. We don't put down other religions, and we don't think you'll go to hell or whatever just because you're in a different religion. We believe everyone has a chance to have eternal salvation and that Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ are two seperate beings, and that Christ created the Earth. We are Christian. And no, we don't think Joseph Smith (the translator of the book of mormon) is a god, we believe he is a prophet of God.We aren't here to overtake the world, we promise.We only try to allow everyone who would like to hear about our church to hear about it. We understand that its your choice to join or not and we don't to force it upon you. Thank you, and I hope you understand mormons better.

Oh, there goes a missionary. He's not scary, he's just trying to do the best he can in life.

101. (mormon) (180↑, 225↓)
A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

102. (Mormon) (27↑, 73↓)
Mormons are very awesome people that are really nice. We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that?? Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.

mormon: OH MAH HECK

Author: meowmormoncool http://mormon.urbanup.com/4480119
103. (mormon) (168↑, 214↓)
Where sales meets religion. The perfect religion for gullible yanks. Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.

Donny Osmond Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz\!\!\!

104. (Mormon) (27↑, 74↓)
An amazing nick name giving so someone who fits the stereotype of the Mormon religion. A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to. They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted. They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject. Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them\!

I love you Mormon.

Author: SammasaurusRex http://mormon.urbanup.com/4568699
105. (Mormon) (145↑, 193↓)
n. A person who is one em away from being a [moron] adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.

It turns out that not all people from Utah are Mor(m)ons, fortunately.

106. (mormon) (17↑, 67↓)
Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate\!\!\! Or diet coke....

Friend: What're you doin tonight? Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate\!

107. (Mormon) (61↑, 114↓)
Due to an earlier misapropriation im writing this because Mormon the maker of the book of mormon did state and practice that polygamy was alright. Also some sects of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints do still practice polygamy. Though overall not a bad group of people everyone of them ive met are nice to a point of it being obscene.

Recent news. NBC, CBS and such that was like a few weeks ago though.

108. (mormon) (202↑, 255↓)
1. The second 'm' is silent. see [moron] 2. The religous wing of the Iluminati 3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason

The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun\!

109. (mormon) (47↑, 101↓)
religious people also known as members of The church of jesus christ of latter day saints. I am a mormon. I love to play frisbee (its the mormons game you might say) we believe in the bible and the book of mormon. we are allowed to drink pop and we do not practice polygamy as many rumors say we do. we are actually pretty normal good people. You may see 2 guy missionaries walking or riding a bike in a white shirt and tie. most likely mormon. you probably have many mormon friends and not know it. being mormon is fun spiritual and clean. I am 14 myself and totally enjoy it. Utah is not our holy city but just a place where mormons were forced to from mobs who for some reason didn't like us.

being mormon is healthy for your body.

110. (Mormon) (62↑, 121↓)
A generally misunderstood religion. Mormon is just a nickname for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Followers are called Latter Day Saints or Mormons. Heaven: there are three degrees of Heaven: highest: Celestial- this is where God the Father and Jesus Christ reside. in order to be allowed into the Celestial Kingdom, you must accept Jesus Christ as the redeemer of the world, accept what Jesus taught, and try to be your best in life. [mormons do believe in the idea that if you do your best, god/jesus will do the rest] Middle- Terestial- well, not as good as celestial, better than Terestial. This is the average joe area. Low - Telestial - This is where murderers, rapists, and those who commit suicide and other forms of murder go. ---- all the kingdoms are beautiful beyond belief - it is said that a person would commit suicide to just get into the Telestial kingdom, so just try to imagine what the Terestial and Celestial Kingdoms would be like\! the equivalent of hell is Outer Darkness. if a person regrets a sins or something he did, and he goes through the steps to forgive himself and ask forgiveness to anyone that it hurt in the process, and asks god for forgiveness and help to overcome it, god will forgive it. the only thing god will not forgive is denying christ, god, and the holy ghost. if you commit this sin, you will be sent into endless misery and darkness in Outer Darkness with Lucifer. before you are sent to any of the kingdoms or outer darkness, you must wait in spirit prison. really, its not a prison, its just a between place (between earth and the kingdoms or outer darkness) its not scary like a prison - its simply where a soul waits until it is baptised (or if it was baptised on earth, it goes on) by proxy and it either accepts or rejects the gospel, thus, they choose where they spend eternity. Polygamy: is not practiced by Mormons. at the restoration of the church (1820) God commanded that mormons practice polygamy in order to build up the church, to make it stronger so it could stand without any crutches, completely on its own. Once it could, god commanded no more polygamy, but we still get crap for the fact that we (not even 'we', more like our ancestors)commited polygamy. Big families: contrary to popular belief, its not because we have nothing else to do, and we like to do 'it', its because there are still souls in heaven waiting to receive physical bodies. In order to do that, a husband and a wife (and only a husband and a wife) can create a body for that soul to occupy. We were sent to earth in order to receive physical bodies and become perfected in christ, and, through our trials and tribulations, become gods and goddesses like God the father. blacks in the church: blacks, it is true, were not allowed into the church until about 40 or 50 years ago. many non mormons think this is racist. blacks were not allowed to hold the priesthood until this time because it is said that when Cain killed Abel, cain had a mark put on him that would show everyone who he was, so he was shunned. It is said that this mark is black skin. finally god allowed us to allow blacks the priesthood. it is not racist, please understand. Gays: the church firmly stands in a marriage between man and woman stance. this is best summed up by president kimball: "The unholy transgression of homosexuality is either rapidly growing or tolerance is giving it wider publicity. … The Lord condemns and forbids this practice....'God made me that way,' some say, as they rationalize and excuse themselves...'I can’t help it,' they add. This is blasphemy. Is man not made in the image of God, and does he think God to be 'that way'?" Joseph Smith: NOT a god, he is the prophet chosen by god. at age 14 he recieved a vision in the sacred grove. See, joseph had been curious about what church to join. When he recieved no insight, he read the bible, and in james 1:5 it states "If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him." he decided to pray and ask god himself. when god answered, he appeared to joseph in a vision with his son, Jesus. they explained that none of the churches were correct and to join none of them. years later, when joseph was ready, he was led to the golden plates by the angel moroni. he translated the golden plates into what is called the Book of Mormon too. contradictory to popular belief, it is complimentary and runs parallel to the bible. We believe that the book of mormon is the most correct book in the world. Missions: missions are assignments sent to young men (beginning at age 19) and young women (beginning at age 21) who send in applications for it. the application is prayed over, and the assignment is sent back to the young man or woman, and they go to a place/country, learn the language (if needed) and spend 2 years (if they're a boy) and 1 1/2 years teaching (if they're a girl) the gospel and trying to spread mormonism to everyone, to give them a chance to accept the doctrine. please, anyone who reads this and knows any of these missionaries, be kind to them. how would you like it if you were away from your family and friends shortly after high school or the beginning of college so you could to a strange place, find the courage to talk to people about a religion that many are so angry and misunderstanding about? it is one of those difficult, scary, but wonderful lessons that changes a person's life. a married couple can go on a mission together, should they so choose. there is no limit to how many missions one can go on. missionaries try so hard because we simply need more members. it is said that when the last days come and jesus returns to the earth, only 2/3 of the mormons will be prepared, so we are trying to raise that number, give people the choice, you know. temples: are the house of god. they are a sacred and holy place where people come to baptise for the dead (baptise by proxy those who did not have the chance to be baptised) or to be sealed, (a married couple and their family, so they can be together for eternity) the true church: please don't take this to be pompous, i don't know how else to explain it: all churches have some of the truth to them; they have sacraments, baptisms, etc.... but the only true church is the church of jesus christ of latter day saints. as an analogy, please put your hands up into the air: put on hand straight up an down, and flat, like a board. put your other hand, also flat, perpendicular to your fingers; notice that only one of the fingers touches: only one church is true. please don't take that for the church being pompous. we believe in loving eachother, being kind to all, helping anyone who needs it. essentially, if a man asks you to carry his backpack for a mile, carry it for two. etc. etc. to find out more, go to [mormon.org]

there are over 13 million mormons in the world. they are not a cult they are more scrutinized and criticized than any other church. they are more misunderstood by people. believe it or not, they are just people who have their own religion. do not insult them because their belief is different than yours. it is the right to religion.

111. (mormon) (125↑, 186↓)
after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.

hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.

112. (mormon) (41↑, 103↓)
A member of the church of Jesus of Latter(last) Day Saints. Many do not understand this religion, and like the people who call mentally disabled people "retards", they get angry at what they do not understand. As many have already defined this religion in a reasonable way, I will not go into details.

I don't know Mormons are, so instead of actually asking them and saving a lot of time, I think I'll go online and rant about how stupid they are\!

113. (Mormon) (77↑, 139↓)
Mormon is a religion that Hawaii people do not like much. Often get yelled at or picked on when going from door to door or riding their stupid bicycles.

"Get off the road you stupid mormon" "Get off my yard fucking mormon" "Lets steal the mormon bikes" "Damn [haoles]."

114. (mormon) (51↑, 113↓)
A religion people love to hate. Often very backwards and confusing to people who don't take the time to fully understand it. Most simply spew on about missionaries being brainwashed, about living in Utah, and of course, have many wives. But that's not all Mormonism is, it's only the stereotypical tip of the iceberg. As an atheist I really can't tell you all it's about but, IMO, it's mainly based on forgiveness, being the best you can, and the future of your soul. Shame Mormon's have such a bad rep...

Typical (foolish) conception of Mormons: "I want to be a Mormon and have 16 wives and live in Utah and never drink coffee because I have no idea what this religion is actually about\!"

115. (Mormon) (59↑, 122↓)
A person. Not necessarily kind, horrible, white, conservative, liberal, crazy, sane, whatever. They happen to believe that the Bible is not THE only revelation God has EVER given to mankind. Mormons don't have multiple wives any more than Catholics lynch scientists in public squares. Only Mormons who are idiotic bigots display racist, sexist, or homophobic tendencies. Just like EVERYONE else. And no, they don't have horns. Get over it.

"I'm bored. Let's make up stupid things about the Mormons and post them on the internet\!"

Author: dont_frack_with_L http://mormon.urbanup.com/3048024
116. (Mormon) (7↑, 73↓)
A term used in a popular online game network called Conquer Club, which is an online world game. When one sends several armies at a territory containing very little, and the quantity of armies has been reduced to one, one will be compelled to yell this term. This originates from an incident played on a map of the United States, where a man attempted to attack Utah with several armies, and failed on multiple accounts. Hence, the term Mormon was born.

Boyd: I just attacked him with Twenty seven armies, and now I have one\! He only had Three\! Preston: MORMON\!

Author: Coolness jones http://mormon.urbanup.com/3701562
117. (mormon) (154↑, 221↓)
Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.

Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.

Author: Kentucky Law Student http://mormon.urbanup.com/1674357
118. (mormon) (184↑, 254↓)
mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.

The mormons are very happy and content, and should be treated equally like all other religions.

119. (Mormon) (101↑, 171↓)
1. the ancient redactor and complier of the Book of Mormon presented as divine revelation by Joseph Smith 2. Latter-Day Saint; especially: a memeber of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

They go to a Mormon church.

120. (mormon) (58↑, 132↓)
People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.

Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called. Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does

Author: An Irregular Person http://mormon.urbanup.com/1896515
121. (mormon) (84↑, 158↓)
mormons are nice people, if you hate on them, then your a douche bag, just let them believe what they want

Person: The mormon religion is B.S.\! Person 2: You are a bag of douche

122. (mormon) (43↑, 118↓)
A religion founded and re-estalished by the prophet Joseph Smith. He was given the gold plates which he translated through the power of God. This is now what they call the Book of Mormon. They do not worship him. They honor him. They worship God the Eternal Father and his only begotten son, Jesus Christ. They follow the word of wisdom to keep themselves clean. The word of wisdom states that they should stay away from hot drinks, and to sum it up not to take of anything that will be addicting to their bodies. Mormons no longer practice polygamy. At one time it was commanded to do so to be able to make a way for all elligable women to make it to the celestial kingdom through a temple marriage. (there wasn't enough guys) Not all mormons live in utah. Actually there's a great percentage of mormons living in brazil. Also i do believe that California has a higher population of mormons than Utah. Utah is simply the refuge that Mormon's founded when they were pushed out of the U.S. due the mobs and persecution. They weren't seeking religious freedom. They were escaping religious persecution. Mormons are cool. Although people shouldn't judge the religion based on the people. True most mormons do follow the things they're supposed to, but some don't. They're human just like the rest of us and do make mistakes. The Mormon doctrine is true though. The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and goes hand in hand with the Bible. Without both, they wouldn't be able to know the knowledge they need to about God and his teachings.

Hi, i'm a Mormon. We don't keep secrets. You just dont want to hear the whole truth.

123. (Mormon) (52↑, 127↓)
Also known as: [Happiness];[Family];[Eternal Love], exc. If you [truly\} are seeking out the [true] church of the Lord our [savior] remember this: "If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."

Joseph Smith (A Mormon Convert and founder), myself (Born a Mormon)....and maybe even you.

124. (mormon) (49↑, 129↓)
Mormons are sweet people with big hearts. Their religion states that family is first. They have 3 heavens and no hell--only eternal darkness (almost impossible to got into). The 3rd heaven is the worst. The first heaven (from what I've been told) is the Celestial Heaven. In the Celestial Heaven, you become a god and you get to make your own planet. Seems pretty cool...if you have a lot of imagination. They are not a cult. They deserve to be treated as equals\!

Boy: ask me anything about our religion Girl: What's heaven like? Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet. Girl: Really? Boÿ: Yea. Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals. Boy: Aww. That's cute. Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon\! Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith Girl: =] Thanks\! =]

125. (Mormon) (137↑, 217↓)
A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.

I am a mormon. And i am proud of it.

126. (Mormon) (101↑, 184↓)
People who are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. 1. We are christians hence we believe in Christ. 2. we are NOT a cult, we are a religion. 3. We believe in the word of wisdom which states not to drink hot drinks (coffe) and stuff that is bad and un clean for our bodies. 4. we believe in the book of mormon which is another testament of jesus christ. Joseph smith translated it. 5. Joseph smith is a true prophet of god, and he did see God the fater and Jesus christ. 6. Most of us live in Utah. 7. Family is one of the most important things in our religion. 8. we pay tithing which is 10% of our monthly income. 9. There are missionaries out all around the world sharing our gospel. 10. i know this church is true oh yeah, we dont hate african americans, for all the people who think we do, i dont know where you guys got that from. WE`RE NOT A CULT

I am Mormon, and i do believe that this is the true church

127. (mormon) (64↑, 147↓)
Mormons are by definition the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and since i am one i can give the truth. blacks were allowed to hold the divine power as you stated or priest hood but we did not give it to many until most racial prejudice subsided. think of it if you did not like african americans and they had somthing in a church that you didnt you might get mad at that church. second we do belive in three levels of heaven and no hell, if you sined you go to a sort of pergetory for punishment then you get to move on to heaven. we do not have any affiliation with polygamy what so ever. joseph smith did not steal the gold plates, joseph smith did not see the religion out of a hat, what really happened is joseph smith read James: chapter verse 5 which say if you have a question ask god and hell give you the answer so he did, he found out that all religions had partial truth but not all of it and he was chosen to bring about gods full church to the earth. he was latter visited by an angel which showed him were the gold plates were and a translating device that worked by faith. since no one at that time had enough faith to read it he was the only one. the gold plates contained the book of mormon. a history of the people of jared(the people that fled from the tower of babel)and a history of the people of lehi. it is not any way shape or form added to the bible but it is its own book. if you find a mormon they are usually nice people who are willing to help you.

mormons are nice people and love to help

128. (mormon) (118↑, 206↓)
The best religion in the whole world\! They dont have boring church sessions. They have fun youth activities. They have hott missionary elders. They're the best\! The only true church on earth. I don't see why anyone could hear about the church and not know it's true because it definitely is and if someone wants me to explain how i know its true i'll explain to them in a second. Theres a lot of false rumors about our beleifs which aren't true. We tend to be very nice people. There's a lot of mormons in Utah. Not many in some other places like in nova scotia. There's like, none. but its all good. I love the church, its amazing.

Look at those hott elders theyre so cool

129. (Mormon) (89↑, 178↓)
Person who beleives strongly in god, non brainwashed. Does not have to pay any money to the church. The money is donated. Usually kind, Sweet people, mostly. not brainwashed. clean cut, live modest lives. Polygamy existed many years ago. as did catholic religions. mormons don't have to follow the guildines laid out for them. So fuck you bitches.

I hope people realize that mormons are just regular people

130. (mormon) (107↑, 200↓)
A religion restored by Joseph Smith. We DO NOT practice polagamy\!\!\!\! And we are not a cult\!\!\!\! We believe the following: \# God is our Heavenly Father. He loves us and wants us to return to Him. \# Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is our Savior. He redeems us from death by providing the Resurrection. He saves us from sin as we repent. \# Through the Atonement of Jesus Christ, we can return to live with God if we keep His commandments. \# The Holy Ghost helps us to recognize truth. \# The first principles and ordinances of the gospel are faith in Jesus Christ, repentance, baptism, and receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost. \# The Church of Jesus Christ has been restored to the earth. \# The priesthood authority of God exists in His Church today, just as it did in the original Church. \# The Bible and the Book of Mormon are the word of God. \# God reveals His will to prophets today, just as He did anciently. \# Our life has a sacred purpose. \# Families can be together forever. \# Through serving others, we can experience joy and draw closer to God. And not all mormons like Jello I find it pretty gross personaly\! And we do have TVs and electricty. Were not amish.

Julie is a Latter-Day Saint or mormon and she goes to public school. She goes to church on sunday and practices her beliefs.

Author: Very Frustrated http://mormon.urbanup.com/1678636
131. (mormon) (65↑, 158↓)
Awesome people. Just awesome. They are awesome friends and get married to each other because they are mormon and they can\! They are also pretty scene. But that's just what people tell them.

Darren and kates are so Mormon\! I wish I were Mormon, I want to be cool like Daren and Kates\!

132. (mormon) (70↑, 167↓)
although they're weird everything and everyone affiliated w/ napoleon dynamite so i guess they're ok.

Jon heder is mormon, and no he didn't die\!

Author: Ranger Rimjob http://mormon.urbanup.com/1135284
133. (mormon) (64↑, 172↓)
The best friends ever. Absolutely hilarious and quite blonde at times i might add. :)

The Book Of Mormon is fun to throw at people on a [short bus].

134. (mormon) (71↑, 180↓)
Huh...mormons are funny. I have a friend who's a mormon. He's funny. He makes fun of me because I'm a jew, but I don't hold it against him.

Who's that guy with ten wives who's making fun of that fat Jew? Oh, he's just the average mormon\!

135. (mormon) (149↑, 270↓)
NOT A CULT the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet. we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me

im proud to be mormon

136. (mormon) (105↑, 245↓)
Mormons are the only true religion. Our church's foundation is on Jesus christ, familys, forgivness, and eternal life\! The book of mormon...thats not just somemade up book, in the restore gosepel, another testament of Jesue Christ. I am mormon and im ridiculed for my religion ALL THE TIME, but the people who ridicule me only do it because they HEARD THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE OR SOMEONE TOLD THEM THATS WHAT WE BELIEVE...well guess what? it isnt true\!\!,and say all this stuff like we think we can become our own gods , and joseph smith, commited sexual crimes w/ teenagers?\! I dont know where u got that information from, but your be lied to\!\!

The truest of the true religions\!

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